January 2012
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if skrillex (sonny moore) and ellie goulding are really dating is it bad that i wanna see their sex tape?
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ANN IS A WONDERFUL PERSON GUYS
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when you ignore your drive-time guy’s phone guy and he calls your mom
fuckĀ
you
go
away
i
don’t
want
to
DRIVE WITH YOU
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teacher is making everyone in your class submit a photo of one of your paintings to a national award winning magazine for a classwork grade
camera dies the day before the assignment is due and you have no charger
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Me: Are you taking philosophy next semester?
Kid: Do I look like a stoner?
raven’s game, kings & wine, piled into a car and driving around Bowie singing to t-swift, friendly faces, falling asleep at 5am, and snuggles.
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February, I hope you’re good to me.
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so i have to find a new job now, but on the bright side I won’t smell like burritos anymore and i’m enjoying a choco. shake
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I somehow managed to rip my contact in half in my eye. I got one part out, but I still had a small piece stuck in there somehow. At this point, I was in the girl’s bathroom at school trying to get it out, and my eye looked red as a tomato. I called my Mama, and she took me to the eye doctor. They guy was able to get it out, but at this point my cornea was irritated as fuck. Plus, I had work...
there’s something about muscular man thighs that i love about omg
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me: well, you know what they say about dentists….
mom: that they give good oral?
me: i was going to say they have a high suicide rate but okay
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conversations between me and my manager
him: it just makes me think you're not paying attention
me: what
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i just wanna spend time with you and it could be doing nothing and i will still cherish it which is weird because i hate saying/thinking shit like that wow what the fuck am i turning into
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this is going to be a rant don’t mind me. i can only swallow my pride for so long
Work is lowering my self-esteem, as stupid as that sounds. I beat myself up because I can’t complete one simple task, and I KNOW it’s simple to do. Then my manager shits on me for it, everyday it seems. After work, I always here, “you’re doing good in some areas, but in other areas you...
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when you can’t fit into your dress because your butt is too big
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